My opinions do not reflect those of this institution. They gave me 30,000 dollars. They gave me 30,000 dollars and I left home at 17 and I learned how to carry a gun. And it was fun. On my 18thbirthday, I threw grenades. And then I wept. I wept because I saw what a round, … Continue reading An Argument for the Elimination of Second Place.
Lance Corporal David Motari and Private First Class Nicole Westerland, before they are caught screwing around in the latrines, drive their gunnery sergeant on a mounted patrol in Fallujah. As they round the last checkpoint, which is always a bottleneck, an explosion rockets the Navy SeaBee in the truck in front of them out of … Continue reading Punch Line
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